Nobody is perfect and neither am I. All my claims are open to challenge, if you dont like them say so.
Special mention of Amir Kumar, who , over the past one and a half years has helped me improve my understanding and use of this subject. If someone is to be my Guru in this field it would be Amir Kumar. He really deserves a Nobel Peace Prize (atleast more than Obama). Now this is my theory which I hope will get me my Nobel Prize for Happyness (should the committee decide to give one).
The Theory
Dual Nature: Under normal circumstances, happy particles behave like waves, sometimes they have a higher energy and then they have a low energy. The practical experiment to confirm this nature would be the observation of a normal human being who, during the course of his life goes through this wave like nature of happy particles.
The particle nature of the happy particles relates to external disturbances in the normal course of happy particles. When bombarded with other high energy or low energy happy particles there occurs a quantum shift in the energy of the original happy particle. The practical experiment to confirm this nature of happy particles would be to observe some reality comedy shows. What happens during a comedy show is that the people on the show bombard other people with high energy happy particles, which leads to everybody having a quantum shift in their happy particle energy and everybody actually feels the extra boost of Happyness. The other experiment is of the Saas bahu sagas where the people on the show bombard other people with ultra low energy happy particles which drain all Happy energy and leave just the anti-Happy particles around.A perfect example to quote here would be the Muqaddar ka Sikandar. Muqaddar ka Sikandar is defined as the person who, during his lifetime, is able to gather a net positive happy energy so that at the time he dies, he has a quantum of happyness left to smile. This is the ultimate goal of a person following this theory and this is the best death he can get.
Properties of Happy Particles
Comparison with Nuclear Physics - Even though there are many similarities in the two theories there are some stark differences in the two. Let us consider the process of fission and fusion to illustrate the properties of Happy Particles.
- Fission - The first and the most basic difference is in the kind of particles and energy released during nuclear fission and the fission of Happy particles. Nuclear fission produces harmful byproducts and the energy released by it leads to massive destruction if uncontrolled (causes various types of cancers), whereas fission of Happy particles produces Happy particles and lots of Happy energy, both of which are not harmful and can even cure diseases like cancer (Happy particles induce laughter and laughter is the best medicine). Both kind of fission require a stimulus to initiate the reaction and both are chain reactions which if not controlled lead to the new particles being created in exponentially increasing numbers.
- Fusion - Fusion of two happy particles is very different from nuclear fusion. Two happy particles attract each other, hence making fusion of happy particles much easier than nuclear fusion.
The balance between happy and anti-happy particles is essential for life. Anti-happy particles are necessary to remind people of the presence of happy particles. It is something like the relationship between Batman and Joker. One is present because of the other, but what would happen if the Batman and the Joker were to work together? I feel that Gotham city will be the safest place on earth.
Moksha - The Happy One
The state of Moksha in this theory would be the ability to create happy particles even in the presence of anti-happy particles and to achieve a state of harmony between the two.
This theory is developing and I would like to welcome any suggestions/additions to the theory.
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